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Implores the passing tribute of a sigh.
-- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- Elegy in a Country Churchyard, Stanza 20...
IMPORTANT **** ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE **** Due to a recent systems overload error your recent disk files have been erased.
Therefore, in accordance with the UNIX Basic Manual, University of Wash...
Important: as of next tuesday Common-Lisp will use square brackets instead of parentheses.
Update your files!...
IMPORTANT!! Dont't read this. It doesn't say much.
Important Fact from Galactic History, Number One
Important ideas are those that lie within the allowable scope of nature's laws.
Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it....
Important note: The Anti-Social Committee will not be meeting this week.
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space.
Should Another Universe Subsequently Re-emerge, the...
Important things that are supposed to happen do not happen, especially when people are looking.
-- Charles Fetridge...

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