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I'm so free of fault, nature rewarded me by making me perfect!
I'm so full of joie de vivre.
I'm so glad I don't like asparagus, said the small girl to a sympathetic friend.
Because if I did, I should have to eat it, and I can't bear it! -- Lewis Carroll...
I'm so glad to see you! I've run out of people to torment.
I'm so horney even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!
I'm so hungry, I could eat a vegetable.
I'm so hungry, I could eat a... wait! Come back, Scheibe.
I'm so hyper...(said with a very dull voice) -- Steven Wrigh
I'm so in touch with my inner child that my condoms are made by Fisher-Pricer.
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
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