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I'm reporting for duty as a modern person. I want to do the Latin Hustle now!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
I'm Retired: Fishing IS my job!
I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it (your paper) presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage.
-- English Professor, Providence College...
I'm rich and you aren't, so there! -- J. Pierpont Flathead, Bank of Zork
I'm right 13.2% of the time. Why worry about the other 85%?
I'm Ronald Goldman who the hell arhgkhjgvftyu@%4r578^#%& NO CARRIER
I'm running NextStep on Atari 2600 Video Game System.
I'm running out of tagline materials! Help!
I'm Rush Limbaugh's Homosexual Liberal Democratic Lover.
I'm Rush Limbaugh's Liberal Democratic domestic partner.
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