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I'm ready to travel at WARP speed!
I'm ready.
I'm really bouncing with joy today.
I'm really concerned about my wife since we moved to California.
She's gotten kind of kinky. She likes to tie me up and then go out with someone else....
I'm really enjoying my stay on earth.
I'm really enjoying not talking to you, so let's not talk again real soon, okay?
I'm really sorry about always saying I'm really sorry.
I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm related to people I don't relate to. -- Calvi
I'm RELIGIOUS!! I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!! Equip me with MISSILES!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

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