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I'm saving my money for when they get Phaser Printers!
I'm saying nothing and I'm saying it -- John Cage
I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid
I'm scared of sex now. You have to be. You can get something terminal, like a kid.
-- Wendy Liebma...
I'm self-employed, and my boss is a bastard.
I'm self-employed, and my boss is a bitch.
I'm sending over a hand. Maybe an arm will come later.
Maybe a body will come with it. -- [On phone to the x-ray technician]...
I'm Serfectly Pober.
I'm serious; it was a joke.
I'm shaving!! I'M SHAVING!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

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