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Improve the average conversation: Constantly reply "I don't know".
Improve your environment, using a wand of rearrangement.
Improve your memory, forget about work.
IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of ``BOWLING WORLD'' while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. -- J. D. Salinger, "Catcher in the Rye
I'm rated PG-34!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm reading this by the warm glow of my dog.
I'm ready to leap NOW!
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