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Miscellaneous Collections

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I'm shooting forward at the speed of 60 minutes per hour.
I'm shouting again. I've got to watch that. -- One of said invaders worrying about appearances.
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I'm sick and tired of all this sex on the telly! I keep falling off. -- Monty Pytho
I'm sick of being trodden on! The Elder Gods say they can make me a man!
All it costs is my soul! I'll do it, cuz NOW I'M MAD!...
I'm sick of Elders. Am I covered under the health plan?
I'm sick of Hillary. Am I covered under the health plan?
I'm sick of liberals...Hillary, am I covered for that?
I'm sick of reading these cookies... Especially when they are as useless as this one... -- Yoshi
I'm sitting in a bar, having a drink. Over here is a man having a drink.
He falls down three times. I pick him up each time....
I'm sitting on my SPEED QUEEN.. To me, it's ENJOYABLE.
. I'm WARM.. I'm VIBRATORY.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...

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