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I'm not tense, just terribly alert.
I'm not that easy to get rid of. -- Turlough, MAWDRYN UNDEAD
I'm not the fastest programmer, but I'm the most careful.
I'm not the heroic type. I was beaten up by Quakers. -- Woody Allen, Sleepe
I'm not the man I thought I was, but then again, I may be more...
I'm not the one who misplaced the Deltivid Asteroid Belt. -- Q to Q2
I'm not the world's greatest lover, but eigth place ain't bad.
I'm not thrilled about flying.... We don't know how old the airplanes are and there's really no way for us to tell, 'cause we're laymen.
But I figure if the plane smells like your grandmother's hou...
I'm not trying to be hostile... It's just an attitude adjustment.
I'm not ugly. I'm just aesthetically challenged.
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