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I'm Not Paranoid, Everyone IS Out To Get Me!
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I'm not paranoid, everyone IS out to get me!
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I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
When everyone *is* out to get you, being paranoid isn't going to help.
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me. -- Oxymoro
I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.
My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
-- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.
