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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
I'm on decaffeinated prozac.
I'm one-of-a-kind. (Just what kind, nobody's really sure.)
I'm one of the few to ever throw a javelin two hundred yards .
.. Well, actually I only threw it one hundred yards....
I'm one with the Universe---on a scale from 1 to 10.
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler.
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), Candida, Act III...
I'm only a hypnotist, so this is only a suggestion.
I'm only a hypochondriac when I'm feeling sick.
I'm only happy when I'm watching a hockey game.

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