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I'm objective; I object to everything.
I modem down, but they grew back.
I'm off to the queen. Shall I come too, my lord? No.
..better not, people might think we're friends. -- Edmund and Percy : Head...
I'm off to wax the shuttlecraft! Anyone got a tribble I can use?
I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelligence?
I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there, and use the word *billions*, and so on....
I'm okay and you're okay... but I'm more okay than you.
I'm okay-It's only a flesh wound. Get that file uploaded!
I'm OK, you're OK.
I'm omnipotent--ask me how.
I'm on a plane and it hits me: When did it become a federal regulation that you have to have at least seven crying babies on every flight?
I just want to know: Where are they going? Why are they o...

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