Related:

• I just ignore Ross Perot's paranoid diatribe.
• A student who changes the course of history is probably just taking an exam.
• I'm not paranoid, it's just that everyone else thinks I am. -- G Farbe
• An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -- M. M. Johnsto
• If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it. -- M. M. Johnsto
• If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair. -- M. M. Johnsto
• Do you need me for anything, or shall I just sit here and rust? -- Marvin, the paranoid android
• I already know I'm paranoid. The question is, am I paranoid enough?
• I also believe that academic freedom should protect the right of a professor or student to advocate Marxism
  ocialism, communism, or any other minority viewpoint -- no matter how distasteful to the majority....