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• I think, therefore I am confused.
• I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!
• What alignment am I? Chaotic-confused!
• Think you're confused? Wait until I explain it.
• I'm not so think as you drunk I am!
• Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
• I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...