I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
- I think, therefore I am confused.
- I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!
- What alignment am I? Chaotic-confused!
- Think you're confused? Wait until I explain it.
- I'm not so think as you drunk I am!
- Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
- I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
- Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...