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• Rush Limbaugh? No Thanks-My Parents Were Married
• The older I get, the smarter my parents were. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• I'm not illiterate. I know what my parent's names are!
• And WHAT were those mistakes my parents made?
• My parents were first cousins -- that's why I look so much alike!
• Rush Limbaugh? No Thanks-My Parents were from different families.
• My parents feel I was well conceived.
• I was perfect--and then my parents got hold of me.
• My parents want me to get married. They don't care who anymore, as long as he doesn't have a pierced ear, that's all they care about.
  I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage....