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• I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvi
• I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin and Hobbe
• Quote #239 "It's not denial. I'm just very selective about what I accept as reality.
  -- Calvin ("Calvin and Hobbes")...
• Don't play dumb. You're not as good at it as I am. -- Colonel Flagg, M*A*S*H
• MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS? No, Calvin.
  CAN I RIDE MY TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF? No, Calvin....
• We have more useless information than ignorance of what is useful.
• I'm a mine of useless information....
• I may not be smart, but I'm dumb...