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• If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
• I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in is money.
• There are more ways of killing a cat than buttering it with parsnip
• There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
• IBM: Incredibly Boastful Mercenary
• I don't have the time for a hobby. I have a computer.
• I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
• Homer: All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
  But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer....
• It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a hobby.