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• (asserting that is isn't drunk) Lister: I am not pished. -- Red Dwarf - 'White Hole'
• Cat: Is that what I think it is? Lister: What d'you think it is?
  Cat: An orange whirly thing in space! -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• Why would a haddock kill itself? Why am I even asking that question?
  - Lister, when they discover the suicides in -- Red Dwarf 'Back to Reality'...
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Holly trying to help Lister recable the damaged Hollogram suite] Liste
  'Shouldn't this cable go somewhere?' Holly: 'Yes, connect it to the blue cable....
• Confidence: I killed him, cha cha cha. Lister: What do you mean you killed him cha cha cha?
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Confidence and Paranoia'...
• Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
  ..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...