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• I'm not a sysop, although I play one on TV.
• Selma: Thank you, doctor. Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
  -- But I play one on TV!, "Selma's Choice...
• I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
• I'm not a System Administrator, but I play one on TV.
• I'm not a real sysop, I just play one on TV.
• I am the one your ancestors called "The Doctor".
• A bunch of girly-men. -- Bush supporter Arnold Schwarzenegger, on the -- Democratic presidential candidates, -- one of whom had won the Medal of Honor.
  -- (I'm not a hero, but I play one on TV.)...
• Fain would I, but I dare not; I dare, and yet I may no
  I may, although I care not, for pleasure when I play not....
• Hey! You with the broken nose! Play the piano! But I don't have a broken nose &l
  S M A C K> Now shut up and play... -- Ano...