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• I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots.
• I used to be such a sweet sweet thing, 'til they got a hold of me
  I opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see, I got no friends 'cause they read the papers, they can't be seen, With me, and I'm feelin' real shot down, And I'm, uh, feelin' mean, No more, Mr....
• Abe: They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son.
  I have never fully understood why. Frankly, I can see an up-side to it!...
• People keep telling me that I am never too old to learn, and I keep wondering why they say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• Here on earth I'll have my cake Gonna eat it too, make no mistake 'Cause if it's a question of to be or not to be I'll put on my boots and go see what I can see.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• I will not cede more power to the state. I will not willingly cede more power to anyone, not to the state, not to General Motors, not to the CIO.
  I will hoard my power like a miser, resisting every effort to drain it away from me....