I'm Not A Big Drinker. I Just Put Away A Lotta Little Ones.

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I'm not a big drinker. I just put away a lotta little ones. I mean to say
I'm not a steady drinker--'cause I shake too much. My doctor tells me if I
keep drinkin' I'll never see a ripe old age. But I don't believe the dear
doctor. 'Cause every night I see more old drunkards than I see old doctors.
-- Joe E. Lewis