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I'm crabby cuz; Warm beer.
I'm Crazy but not Stupid.. I think...
I'm cutting boy, but you aint bleeding -- Foghorn Legho
I'm dancin' on a land mine baby, one leg left...
I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I am Dan Quayle.
The real Dan Quayle. The real Dan Quayle stand up....
I'm Dan Quayle, who are you? -- Vice President Dan Quayle, greeting a woman at a Hardee's restaurant with a handshake.
She responded, ``I'm your Secret Service agent.''...
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier to talk her into staying over. -- Garry Shandling
I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did. -- Groucho
I'm definitely not in Omaha! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm delighted. The uglier we are the better we get.

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