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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. -- Dave Ediso
I'm DESPONDENT... I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under this miniature DOMED STADIUM.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I'm developing "TAGrophobia" !
I'm differently-sarcasmed.
I'm disgruntled and I've got a gun. Is the Post Office hiring?
I'm DISKcombabulated.
I'm doomed to wander around here aimlessly for eternity.
..or until they demolish the mill for a mini-mall, whichever comes first....
I'm dressing up in an ill-fitting IVY-LEAGUE SUIT!! Too late... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm driving a new Neon, nicely loaded.
I'm drunk, and right now I'm SO in love with Bob.

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