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I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3....
I'm friends of the Daniels brothers..... Jack and Charlie!!!
I'm from Downers Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.
-- Emo Phillip...
I'm from Georgia -- what country are YOU from?
I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to help you.
I'm from the IRS. The government has spent all your tax money. Could we please have some more?
I'm frustrated by your apathy And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land If only I could meet the Maker And I am fascinated by the spiritual man I am humbled by his humble nature.
-- Ala...
I'm full of the spilled milk of human kindness.
I'm galloping up Diarrhoea Drive without a saddle.
I'm game. Would you care to explain how?

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