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i met a womyn from kentucky while i was in new orleans this summer who found out that i am a vegetarian.
..she said: i'm a kittitarian. she eats pussy-cats..... ha ha ha ha ha... so much for bi/lesbia...
I met Elvis + lived...
I'm ethical. It's the stupidity that drives 'em nuts.
I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love.
His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, - and the stars through his soul....
I met the Surgeon General; he offered me a cigarette.
I met this girl very aggressively ... I just walked up to her and I said, "Who are you?
I have to know who you are!" It's a good opener, but you can't sustain that level of excitement....
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I'm excessively annoying.
I'm excited about QFRONT! Ask Ed G about it!
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.

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