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• In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.
• When Michael sang Baby be Mine I think he meant it.
• An "M" is an V that broke its leg playing football.
• I broke a leg one time, spilt coffee all over...
• Anybody got a cigarette? Thanks very much, sir--I left mine in the machine. -- London Lee
• Homer: Little baby batter, Can't control his bladder!
  Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out little drinkie poos?...
• Goof: What exactly do you have planned for us? Home
  Well, I get up and dance, and I spell out the name of the city, all to the tune of `Baby Elephant Walk'....
• Management: How many feet do mice have? Reply: Mice have four feet.
  M: Elaborate! R: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet....
• I am thankful for one leg. To limp is no disgrace -- I may not be number one, but I can still run the race.
  -- B.C....