Miscellaneous Collections

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I'm coming ! I'm coming ! -- Famous Last Word
I'm coming to bed, honey....gotta run one more utility...
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State.
My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death....
I'm confused - more than usual, that is.
I'm confused. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I'm considering a move to Memphis,that's Memphis,Tenesee It worked for Elvis Presley,why can't it work for me?
-- Colour-blind James Experience...
I'm constantly on line behind some jerk with coupons!
Oh good! I wanna live in this store!...
I'm continually AMAZED at th'breathtaking effects of WIND EROSION!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm convinced the reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simo...
I'm crabby cuz; The screaming baby behind you.

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