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I'm getting better but I forgot the subject!!
I'm gifted, but only on my birthday!
I'm giving up flying. I was at the airport and I saw a sig
Take out insurance." I thought: If the lobby's that dangerous, imagine what it's like in the plane....
I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm glad my Mom was pro-life.
I'm glad that ignorance is such bliss.
I'm glad you asked me that. This gives me the perfect opportunity to talk about the problems with this Congress.
.. -- Vice President Dan Quayle responding to reporter's questions a...
I'm gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm gOCK TAGLINES
I'm going doooown! Has anyone seen my upper arrow?

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