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I'm going insane and I'm taking you with me.
I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was.
He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years....
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. -- Fred Alle
I'm going to die". (...) "I shall manage. Don't you worry about me," Jack said between clenched teeth.
Joy shook her head. "I think it can be better than that. Better than just managing. What I'm try...
I'm going to disconnect your brain.
I'm going to eat you little fishie; I'm going to eat you little fishie
I'm going to eat you little fishie; 'cos I like eating fish!...
I'm going to EUROPE this summer--but when I GET BACK, I'll have TRAINING waiting for me as a COMBAT ENGINEER !
!! Sound familiar? Be all you can BE! "Ya sluzhat v'Army!", Russian for "I'm in the Army!...
I'm going to give up smoking, even if it kills me
I'm going to happydance among the stars and wear my stripes anyway I want to. -- Stripes the tige
I'm going to have you wrapped in a U.S. flag and burned personally by the President, in high octane American gasoline!
-- The Firesign Theatre movie, J-Men Foreve...

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