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I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
I medicate, therefore who am I?
I'm EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm encased in the lining of a pure pork sausage!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm enjoying summer school. I believe it's been good for me.
It saves a lot on sunscreen. -- Charles Schulz (Peppermint Patty in "Peanuts")...
I mentioned my 'Hard drive' and she giggled expectantly.
I message database managers.
I met a fool i' the forest, A motley fool. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act ii, Sc.
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I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
-- Don McLea...
I met a traveler from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert.
Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, a...

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