Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I'm Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up Collective?
I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
I'm busy now. Do you mind if I ignore you later?
I'm Buy-sexual, I have to pay for it.
I'm Catholic ... My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm.
I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat. -- Lizz Winstead...
I'm changing my name to Chrysler I'm going down to Washington, D.
C. I'll tell some power broker What they did for Iacocca Will be perfectly acceptable to me!...
I'm changing the CHANNEL.. But all I get is commercials for ``RONCO MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS''!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I'm coming Dear, I only have 999 more messages to read.

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