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• 71: 69 with two fingers up your ass. -- George Carli
• I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
  -- George Bush, US Preside...
• For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered.
  But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written....
• I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of.
  My own mind is my own church. -- Thomas Paine...
• I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of.
  My own mind is my own Church. -- Thomas Paine...
• How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told, their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in "the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together in "his" name....
• In the youth of a state arms do flourish; in the middle age of a state, learning
  and then both of them together for a time; in the declining age of a state, mechanical arts and merchandise....
• Hear me out. Linux is Microsoft's main competition right now.
  Because of this we are forcing them to "innovate", something they would usually avoid....