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• When buying clothes, I wear an extra medium.
• Never expect a quick answer from a pipe smoker. He will always fiddle with his pipe first.
  That's the real reason he smokes a pipe. -- Roger Simo...
• Work is for people who don't fish, hunt or play golf.
• I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (BOREALIS)
• I like doing things to help people. People don't wear their seat belts anymore.
  I figure, I'll make fuzzy clothes and make seats out of Velcro. -- Andy Andrew...
• The big problem with pornography is defining it. You can't just say it's pictures of people naked.
  For example, you have these primitive African tribes that exist by chasing the wildebeest on foot, and they have to go around largely naked, because, as the old tribal saying goe...
• Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
  "I'm leaving you, Harry," his wife announced bitterly....