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I'm Al Capone, I can do anything.
I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff. -- Tom Neff
I'm a licenced psychopathic spellchecker, so NYAAH!
I'm a licensed Smurf stomper!
I'm a lifetime member of the NWGA (National Water Gun Association).
I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me!
I'm a little girl." "I'm a little boy." "How do you know you're a little boy?
"Wait till the nurse goes out and I'll show you... See? Blue booties....
I'm a little upset. I just found out I have to have this little procedure done.
Nothing complicated, but they tell me it is going to improve my vision about 70 percent....
I'm a living saint, but you can just call me Sister Cindy. -- Sister Cindy
I'm all ears, hooman -- DaiMon Pero

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