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I 'm armed with more than complete steel,-- The justice of my quarrel.
-- Christopher Marlowe (1565-1593) -- Lust's Dominion, Act iii, Sc. 4...
I'm Arnold Shwarzenegger's Twin Brother!
I married beneath me -- all women do.
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush...
I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. -- Stephen King
I'm as bored as a pacifist's pistol.
I'm as confused as you are.
I'm as doomed as doomed can be! -- Ed Grimley The one and only Ed Grimley, aka Martin Sho
I'm a self-made man, but I think if I had to do it over again, I'd call in someone else.
-- Roland Young...
I'm ashamed to be here, but not ashamed enough to leave" -- Stupid country song titles #7

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