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I'm an astronomer, not an astrologer.
I'm an Atheist: Noel Noheave
I'm an equal opportunity Tagline adopter.
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been.
.. nearby. -- Mary Richards -- (mary Tyler moore show)...
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. -- Carl Sandburg
I'm an incorrigible punster, so don't corrige me!
I'm an incorrigible punster--so don't incorrige me!
I'm an influential person, gravitationally speaking.
I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
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