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I'm as serious as a dead convenience store clerk.
I'm a Starship Captain, not a babysitter! -- Picard
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
-- Woody Alle...
I'm a sucker for shrimps, but thought I smelt a whale.
I'm a Surfer hanging 10 on the wave of technology.
I'm a tagline, I was a book prior to April 15th.
I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum.
I'm a vagiterian and proud of it!
I'm a vampire. Please wash your neck.
I'm a very dangerous fellow when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Doctor, Destiny of the Dalek
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