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I'm ahead of my time, but only by a week... -- Too Much Joy
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.
I maintain that the cosmic religious feeling is the strongest and noblest motive for scientific research.
-- Albert Einstei...
I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience.
I majored in nursing. I had to drop it. I ran out of milk. -- Judy Tenuta
I make everybody happy!! Some when I arrive, Some when I leave!!
I make my own reality.....
I make stained-glass contact lenses--for people who want to sleep in church. -- London Lee
I'm a law unto myself--and I break it anyway!
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