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I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
-- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
I'm a single-tasking, single-threaded guy.
I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back. -- Abraham Lincol
I'm as much a typical male as Zeus was human. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3198.9....
I'm a solipsist and, I have to say, I'm surprised there aren't more of us.
-- from a letter to Bertrand Russell...
I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
I'm a space cowboy. Bet you weren't ready for that.
I'm a space cowboy. I'm sure you know where it's at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -- Steve Mille...
I'm as pure as the driven slush. -- Tallulah Bankhead

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