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I'm a very modest person. And damn proud of it.
I'm a Volvovegetarian. I'll eat an animal only if it was accidentally killed by a speeding car.
-- Ron Smith...
I'm a WASP--White American Sexy Paga
I'm a wild and untamed thing.
I'm a workaholic who resisted a rest.
I'm a writer. Prohibited by statute from having money.
I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but don't let appearances fool you.
I'm approaching old age ... at the speed of light. -- Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk...
I may be accused of being confused, but I'm average weight for my height.
My philosophy, like color TV, is all there in black and white. -- Raymond Scum...
I may be a craven little coward, but i'm a GREEDY craven little coward.
I may be an idiot, but indeed I am no fool. -- Men at Work

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