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• I said to my old husband, "I'm gonna take you out into the country for a picnic.
  Do you like the country?" He said, "Sure I do. When I was a little boy, I used to live in the country....
• Bart: Hi Jessica. Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
  Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot....
• Krusty: See the boy, five dollars, or call him, twenty-four hours a day, on "BartChat".
  [A little girl dials "BartChat"] Barney: BartChat....
• Why do you have all this anger toward me? A girl with long, dark hair broke my heart a long time ago.
  Out of bitterness and resentment, I turned to crime....
• Joey: These little women. Wow! Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
  Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her....
• Selma: How do I know I'm getting quality? Doctor: Don't worry.
  Our donors have to pass a rigourous screening process....
• I remember, I remember The fir-trees dark and high
  I used to think their slender tops Were close against the sky...
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Homer: Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?
  Bart: She makes me taste beer. Homer: Come on, boy, give your old man a little credit....