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• When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality.
  -- Al Capone...
• When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.
  -- Al Capone...
• You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
  -- Al Capone (1899-1947)...
• You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. -- Al Capone
• Anything you can do I can do better; anything I can do YOU can do bette
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• Vote early and vote often. -- Al Capone (1899-1947)
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