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• Just kidding, Cindy. JUST kidding! [GRIN]
• So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime.
  "Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David....
• My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call.
  The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?" -- John Mendoza...
• Prayers For Children: Cindy Skool
• No. She Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw.
• Modelism: belief in the deity of Cindy Crawford.
• How can they say my life isn't a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?
  -- Cindy Adam...
• Redneck pickup line: "Hey, you look just like my sister.
• The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
  -- Joey Adams, "Cindy and I...