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I interfaced my cat and radio. I just got hiss.
I invented skydiving in 1989! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I invented the cordless extension cord. -- Steven Wrigh
I invent nothing. I rediscover. -- Auguste Rodi
I is a university student. -- Bumper Sticke
I is for Innsmouth, a town by the sea
I is knot dain bramaged!
I is the first letter of the alphabet, the first word of the language, the first thought of the mind, the first object of affection.
In grammar it is a pronoun of the first person and singular numbe...
I joined a bridge club. My jump is scheduled for Monday.
I joined a health club. I was watching these jerks work out.
This guy is working out with weights, and he's got a T-shirt on that says, "No Pain, No Gain....

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