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I just want to shoot it, yes I do!
I just want your body, baby... from dusk till dawn!
I just washed my phone line and can't do a thing with it.
I just wish that Dan Quayle would stop that endless smiling all the time.
How are we going to send him overseas to all those funerals?...
I just won't sleep, that's all.
I KAISER ROLL?! What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW on the SIDE?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Ikea : Swedish for long line-ups.
I keep hearing that Jesus Christ is coming, but nobody knows his tour dates. -- Michael Luca
I keep Juan Valdez in business!
I keep missing Rush Limbaugh. But with this laser sight...

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