I joined a health club. I was watching these jerks work out. This guy is
working out with weights, and he's got a T-shirt on that says, "No Pain, No
Gain." So I dropped a barbell on his foot. He started to yell and I said,
"What are you complaining about? Now you're in pain! And you gained twenty
pounds!"
-- Cy Kottick
working out with weights, and he's got a T-shirt on that says, "No Pain, No
Gain." So I dropped a barbell on his foot. He started to yell and I said,
"What are you complaining about? Now you're in pain! And you gained twenty
pounds!"
-- Cy Kottick
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