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I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I just found out that the brain is like a computer.
If that's true, then there really aren't any stupid people. Just people running DOS....
I just found the last bug!
I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out....
I just got a hard drive and can't do a thing with it.
I just got my phone bill. Buy AT&T stock now!
I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker.. But now I can't remember WHO he is... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I just got my wife some transportation.....great broom!
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident.
I hit a bookmark. -- Steven Wrigh...
I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.

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