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I just gotta write some new taglines...
I just had a mental breakdown. Got any jumper cables?
I just had an emotional breakdown. Wanna give me a lift?
I just had a NOSE JOB!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I just had my brain washed,and can't do a thing with it.
I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I just had one beer ocifer! A pony keg.
I just hate it when it does that !!
I just have one thing to say: Murphy, you owe me!
-- Vice President Dan Quayle -- after Candice Bergan won an Emmy for her role as Murphy Brow...
I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...

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