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I joined scientology at a garage sale!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents become better people as a result of practicing it.
-- Joe Mullally, computer salesma...
I judge people by what is in their hearts--not by the color of their scale
I just _adore_ this !
I just BBSed all night and boy is my baud tired.
I just booted my computer... it went 23 yards!!
I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people.
You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. -- Anthony Clark...
I just bought a Cured Ham, I wonder what it had ??
I just bought a new house. It has no plumbing. It's uncanny. -- Morey Amsterdam
I just broke up with someone, and the last thing she said to me wa
"You'll never find anybody like me again." And I'm thinking...

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