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I just heard your wind effect gnashing its teeth. -- Sarah Jane, DEATH TO THE DALEKS
I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!
What do you make of that?...Damn--there goes another!...
I just hired him and he's already off on a case! What a brown-noser!
I just ignore Ross Perot's paranoid diatribe.
I just installed airbags in my car.
I just joined a car pool. That diving board is tricky!
I just keep my eyes closed and hope the be
I just kidnapped @FN@! Send 100 million dollars, or else!
I just kidnapped this BBS. Send 100 million dollars, or else!
I just know I read that somewhere....
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