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I just send my income to Washington. Who can afford taxes?
I just spent 2 hours shoveling 12 inches of 'Partly Cloudy' out of my driveway.
-- Thor Poulsen (Amdahl employee)...
I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em.
I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy
I just tested out my pit bull. Ever heard a mime scream?
I just thought I might mosey over to the war room for a few minutes and see what's doing over there.
-- Gen. Buck Turgidson, from Dr. Strangelove...
I just thought of something funny...your mother. -- Cheech Mari
I just want to be a good engineer.
I just want to get a Ph.d in love. -- Barbara De Angeli
I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man. -- Jack E. Leonard
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