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I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere
I keep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew)
Their names are What and Why and When And How and Where and Who....
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Still tired from the move.
Day 2: Everyone talks to me like I'm an idiot....
I kept it warm in my own oven! -- Divine (PINK FLAMINGOS)
Ike Skelton, Congressman (Mo.), was an Eagle Scout.
IKI: Ignore Keyboard Inpu
I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid of me.
I killed him, and he forgave me. Why did he have to be so nice about it?
Peri, Revelation of the Dalek...
I killed Jesus just to watch him bleed. Have a nice day.

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